Unfiltered Story #233798

So I decided to go to a fast food restaurant that is on the way home. This particular restaurant has a well earned reputation for hiring people who aren’t the brightest bulbs in the pack but its near my house and I am too tired (or lazy) to make my own supper. The drive through is backed up,like normal ,so I go in and order at the counter. The clerk who takes my order looks to be an older teenager.

Me: I would like a plain cheeseburger to go, please.

Clerk: Uh, a cheeseburger?

Me: Yes, plain please.

Clerk: Ummmmmm what do you mean plain?

Me: ………no ketchup, or anything. Just cheese.

Clerk: soooooo you just want cheese?

Me: Yes,

Clerk: (in all seriousness) Soooo you dont want meat on it?

Me: ……

By now a manager is behind him and does a face palm.

Manager to clerk: Go clean the bathrooms.

I did get my plain cheeseburger with meat and cheese.