Unfiltered Story #233577

I get enough spam calls that I put them in an “F-with” contact on my phone.
When someone from Canadian Pharmacy – not bracketed, actually what they say – calls, I pretend they are a sex line that called me, regardless of their presumed gender.
Then: Hello, I am [David, usually, but sometimes Jeremy] calling from Canadian Pharmacy…
Me: Ooh. What are you wearing?
Them: Excuse me?
Me: Do you guys wear a uniform? Khakis? Are they soft?
Them: (long pause). *click*

That’s as far as if usually gets.