Unfiltered Story #232986

Me: “can I help you find anything?”
Blond: “Yeah, I’m looking for rabbit food!”
Me: “oh, it’s right here!” *tap tap*
Blond: “but that says it’s for lapins?”
Me: “yes, that’s spanish for rabbit.”
Blond: “oh my rabbits not Spanish! It’s American!”
Me: “silent dacepalm” This is the one you need! *tap tap tap*
Blond: “O…k…I guess that’s provably it…”
Me: silently…”please have Do not reproduce tattooed on your forehead!”