Unfiltered Story #231058
Me: “May I help you?”
Customer: “Yes, I need this check cashed. *Hands me personal check drawn from her own account* Tell me the remaining balance after you take that out.”
Me: “Sure, no problem!”
Me (after cashing the check): “Your remaining balance is [balance].
Customer: “Yeah, I know.”
Me: *internally lobbing profanities at her* “Is there anything else I can help you with today?”
Customer: “Yes. How much do I have left in my savings?”
Question of the Week
What is the absolute most stupid thing you’ve heard a customer say?