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Unfiltered Story #230395

, , | Unfiltered | April 4, 2021

I’m a librarian. Part of my job when not answering questions or finding books is to walk around the library to see if anyone needs help, and occasionally to enforce the rules. I see a white dude with dreadlocks about to take a swig of soda.

Me: Excuse me sir, but I’m afraid drinking is not allowed inside the library.

Customer: (removes the bottle from his lips) I wasn’t going to drink it! I was going to smell it because it tasted funny!

Me: Of course you were.

Customer: (Sucks teeth but puts soda away)

Later, when our Afro-American security guard caught him doing the same thing, he was banned for calling him a racial slur.

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