23 Times Theme Park Customers Gave Employees Emotional Roller-Coasters!

Dear readers,

Not everyone loves roller-coasters, but here at Not Always Right we do! You could say we even got our start with them, thanks to our very first story! The ride operators have to handle the long lines, impatient customers, and most importantly, ensure everyone’s safety! Sadly, not every theme park guest understands that, so here are 23 stories from our archives with more ups and downs and loop-the-loops than Disney’s finest! 🎢

Survival Is Optional – They’re not even optional in cars!

Canada: America’s Hat, Part 6 – “I’m an American, d*** it!”

A Measure Of Common Sense – Sometimes we have to speak out when others are unable to.

Your Complaints Are Weightless – How dare this roller-coaster make me feel G-forces!

Chunder Mountain – Karma, spewing all over the place.

They Crossed The Line – This sentiment is not running out of ‘Steam.’

Send In The Clowns – This management system is a joke.

If You Can’t Stand The Heat, Get Out Of The Solar System – When they think the whole universe revolves around them.

Parenting Is A Vicious Merry-Go-Round – That awkward moment where you end up being a better parent than the parent.

Final Destination: The Ride – Final Destination 3 should be required viewing for most of the idiots on this list.

Strap In For The Bad Customer Ride! – When they don’t think of the children.

Doesn’t Get The Tall And The Short Of It – When the answer to “was that so hard?” is an emphatic “YES!”

Short-Sighted Fathers – There is so much wrong with this story we don’t know where to start.

The Biggest Space Is Between Their Ears – Some people like fireworks, some people like roller-coasters. Not that hard to understand.

Dealing With An Emotional Rollercoaster – Litigious customers like this are why we can’t have nice things.

Their Opinions Are Jumping All Over The Place – Teenage Male Social Expectations: The Ride

A Rollercoaster Of Emotions That Day – An “error” in understanding.

Your Argument Doesn’t Hold Water, Part 2 – The law is ‘fluid’ in this situation.

Caught On Con-did Camera – Since smartphone cameras became a thing, conmen have been struggling.

Say Adios To Racism – He lost his hat on the roller-coaster, but he didn’t lose his courage.

No Upside-Down But My Head Is Still Spinning – We want this restaurant to exist sooooo bad.

Your Child Will Die Trying – The guest is wailing like a banshee.

A Roller-Coaster Ride Of Emotions – They came back upside-down.

We hope you enjoyed this collection of stories! Know any that we missed? Let us know in the comments! Want to submit your own story? Do it here!

Stay safe, everyone!

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