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23 Times Customers Were So Bad You Could Make A Movie About It

| Right | May 27, 2020

Dear readers,

Okay, we know movie theater concessions are more expensive than their weight in gold, but do you really think the minimum-wage movie theater staff set the prices? Sadly, the customers from this list seem to think so, and a whole lot more.

We’ve popped 23 stories from our archives that give a shout out to movie theater concession staff, and let them know we miss them during these crazy times. We’ve created shout-outs to grocery store workers, postal workers, healthcare workers, truck drivers , teachers , police, emergency services, airline staff, and waitstaff already!


Shameless – Do you think minimum-wage movie theater staff can afford their own concession prices?

Culinary Confusion – When food is green when it shouldn’t be, it might be worth giving it a miss.

Treating Workers Like Garbage – This shift will be long and drooling.

Pop-Corntempt – A broken foot meets a broken person.

Customer Vs Costumer – A-salted by Batman!

I’d Like Nachos With Extra Photoshop Please – Imagine if he’d seen the ad on IMAX?!

Empty Threats Over Full Coffee – You can’t threaten to take away what you’ve never given.

That Price Is Politically Incorrect – You can blame this on a new president now!

Too Needy For Me – We love popcorn, but do we really need popcorn?

A Potentially Arresting Development – This is why they ID everyone!

One Large Popcorn, Extra Salty – This story is rated R-you-joking?!

A Lack Of Branding Understanding, Part 2 – I want a coke and by coke I mean not coke.

Can’t Deal With Regular Life – We think the size names are stupid too, but again, is that the staffs fault?

Management Changes Prices; Blame Cashier – The mother of all bad customers.

Gives You A Nice Long Rest – When you gotta go, you gotta go… far away.

Won’t Make Any Concessions – Once a concession stand, ONLY a concession stand.

Overbearing On Overcharging – And now for the father of all bad customers.

Goblin-Flavored Icee – We really want to meet Jenny…

Make No Concessions For The Price – Everyone remembers their first time hearing concessions prices…

I Find Your Lack Of Concessions… Disturbing – You’re a fool if you think you can turn up day one of a Star Wars movie and not experience this…

Making No Concessions For Your Stupid – You just candy crushed his dreams.

Yes, Let’s All Just Make Up Our Own Rules – Yes, you do have to pay for both tickets and food.

Babies Cost Money Before They’re Born – That will make the movie more dramatic!


We hope you enjoyed this collection of stories! Know any that we missed? Let us know in the comments! Want to submit your own story? Do it here!

Stay safe, everyone!

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