23 Stories About The Worst Airline Passengers Ever!

Dear readers,

Long flights can often be uncomfortable. We get it, cramped seats, recirculated air, crying babies, delayed departures, we’ve all experienced these stresses, yet most of us know how to behave like decent human beings. Not so the offenders on this list! We’ve rounded up 23 stories from our archives about airline passengers who should have their seat moved to the wing!

They Are First-Class Jerks – Some passengers are so entitled that if you give them an inch, they’ll take all your air-miles!

Don’t Knock Exit Doors – Some passengers are so stupid you wonder how they even got on the plane.

To Them, Immigrants Are A One-Way Street – Funny how foreigners in your country are immigrants but when you go to theirs you’re a guest of honor…

That Request Will Never Fly – Safety onboard only extends to the passengers.

Reacting To Bad Parenting By Being A Bad Parent – If you’ve paid for your kid’s seats, then make them use them!

Not-So-Friendly Skies – Pray he’s not sitting in an emergency exit row!

Breaking The Bathroom Breaking – Frequent fliers and frequent bathroom users are a bad mix.

Come Fly The Stupid Skies – He’s hoping you can glide the rest of the way.

The Bigger The Lie, The Higher They Fly – It’s best to just fly past this one and let it be.

He Has A Gift With Children – Santa has upgraded from reindeer to economy-plus.

A Bad Attitude At Any Altitude – First rule of flying: find your mortal enemy at the beginning of the flight and just glare.

Not The Milk Of Human Kindness – First class passengers don’t always come with first-class manners.

Attitude At Altitude – Her in-flight entertainment must have picked up Fox News.

They Also Know Where They Can “Stick” That Passenger – Sorry, sir, next time we’ll prepare the whole hog roast with all the trimmings!

On The Red Eye For The Red Nose – Their intelligence got as far as knowing which way is north, and then stops.

Don’t Kick Up A Fuss If Your Heart Isn’t In It – If you want to know who the biggest jerk on the plane is, get it delayed for five minutes and see whose entitlement bubbles up.

Their Travel Ability Is As Solid As Oak-land – Sometimes the passengers cause you trouble even after getting off the plane.

Kids Put Urine To A Tight Spot – The only force stronger than whatever is keeping the plane up is that of a little child who needs to pee.

Taking The Red Eye – Please try to avoid any body parts from becoming detached during take-off and landing.

They’re Not Entitled To Any YOLO – This story is so satisfying you will want to read it more than once.

Anger Rising, Just Like The Plane – Be glad it was only them that snapped, and not the wing!

Coached In Difficult People – Just assumed air hostesses have a private lounge in the back with a chaise longue and a massaging chair.

Blessing In The Skies – Silly child, He flies first class!

Love And War – Find an airline that can take you to as many places as this story takes you!

We hope you enjoyed this roundup about terrible airline passengers! Let us know in the comments if there were any stories we were too lazy to include! Want to send in your own story? Submit your story here!

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