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23 Ridiculous Stories About Bankers You Just Can’t Bank On

| Right | August 23, 2020

Dear readers,

Last week, we shared 23 Ridiculous Stories About Weird Customers You’ll Meet At The Bank. Unfortunately, it’s not always the customers that make the bank a stressful place to be! Today, we’ll be looking at life from the other side of the counter. There’s nothing quite like a teller who can’t seem to handle numbers or a security system that makes you feel really insecure.

So, here are 23 stories from our archives that shed a light on bankers that should have considered other professions.


Not Banking On Their Security – Maybe it’s time to switch banks. You know, somewhere a little… safer.

Birthing New Stupid – Just covering all the bases, even the stupid ones.

Feeble Attempts To Incur Fees – Sometimes the hardest park of dealing with banks is leaving them.

The American Devolution – I mean, I guess geographical knowledge isn’t essential for bankers…

Credited With Bad Advice – Well, duh! What a #jerk.

Fraudulent Claims – So… I can commit fraud as long as you can’t watch me do it?

Not Seeing Eye To Eye – Perhaps this employee is lacking one (or all) of their senses, too.

Hold Tight When Freudian Slipping – We hope they’re holding on tight to their job…

Just Lost Their Chemistry – Managers are not immune to being stereotyping jerks.

The Post Snail-Mail Generation – Follow my advice to the letter: get a new job.

Juices And Staplers And Moles… Oh My! – This one’s… weird. You’re just going to have to read it.

How To Polarize Your Customers – This teller looks at the world through idiot-colored glasses.

The Leaning Tower Of Dubai Sounds More Worrying – Okay. We’re starting to rethink our views on bankers and their geographical knowledge.

Someone Bought A House Of Card-Fraud – This is an issue so simple, a child could manage it.

When Fraud Meets Stupidity – This is why we check ID, people!

Listen To My Voice, Not The Voicemails – Nothing like a stubborn banker to really make your day!

It’s Going To Be A Long Week – No judgment here; this editor hasn’t known what day it is since February.

Very Personal Banking – Well, it’s definitely not the worst mistake a banker could make!

Shredding Your Hopes Of A Deposit – Every bank customer’s worst nightmare, realized.

Losing Confidence Confidentially – And then, at the other end of the security spectrum, there’s this banker.

They Should Be Fired – Californians may find that this one burns a little too close to home.

Breaking Bank – How hard do you have to concentrate on sports to forget that meth is illegal?

This Rep Has A Lot Of ‘Spaining To Do – No amount of ‘spaining will stop the wave of instant Karma coming for this employee!


We hope you enjoyed this roundup about bank employees! Didn’t get enough? Check out our flipside roundup about bank customers here! Let us know in the comments if there were any stories we forgot to include! Want to send in your own story? Submit your story here!

Question of the Week

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