23 Hilarious Stories That Only Pokémon Fans Will Understand

| Right | July 31, 2020

Dear readers,

Do you want to be the very best? Ever had someone call you a Snorlax? Do you want to be super effective? No, this isn’t the start of a motivational speech, just some lazy Pokémon references to warn you that you’re about to descend into the Not Always Right archives for 23 hilarious tales about Pokémon, those who love them, and those who just don’t get them.

Gotta read them all!*

 

Preserving Life, 1-Up At A Time – For those who mix up Pokémon and Tamagotchi.

Does This Mean I Need A Water Stone – When you play Pokémon so much that it becomes your life.

Gotta Catch His Son – How did you lose contact with your son? – Oh, it was because of a Psyduck…

Likes His Burgers Extra Charizard – When the happy meal lives up to the name.

Gotta Catch Them All Ages, Part 2 – Pokémon versus God.

On Her Pokémon Gold Behavior – There are worse things that teenage girls can be into.

Jiggly Logic – The government can turn me into a Pokémon but they can’t stop capitalism!

Grand Theft Innocence, Part 6 – Karen versus Pokémon.

On Her Pokémon Gold Behavior, Part 2 – You need to find a super-effective way to get the kids to sleep.

Darjeeling, I Choose You! – You do NOT want to know what the British call their Pokémon.

A Wild Generation Gap Appears – When it’s childish to not play Pokémon.

Pikachu-se Your Battles – Oh yeah? Well, I’m gonna tell you the same thing Ash tells all of his Pokemon… Bye!

Gotta Catch All The Compliments – Pokémon fans always find each other. 😊

Having A Ball With The Bully – The ultra-ball of bully shut-downs.

Generation Pokémon X And Y – Speaking in an Arcanine language…

Fair Game About The Game – These parents want to be the very best.

Not On Her Pokémon Gold Behavior – Warning: This story will make your blood boil.

A Dysfunctional Pokéball – Somebody already did this!

The Whistling Is Super Effective – On the ‘route’ to success!

Gotta Catch ‘Em All For A Price – Capitalism: Wear you down until you pay!

Caught Them All… In The Act – When someone starts the theme song, it must be continued or the world ends.

Playing Pokémon Until You’re Red And Blue – That’s a lot of Pidgey poop!

Just Me, Myself And Ivysaur – Some people love playing with themselves…

And finally, a bonus story that’s not about Pokémon, but it should be!

Gotta Carve’em All – If you want evidence of a real-life Pokémon, look no further…

 

We hope you enjoyed this Pokémon-themed roundup! Any stories we missed? Let us know in the comments! Want to send in your own story? Submit your story here!


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*Don’t worry – you actually don’t.