23 Hilarious Stories About Customers Versus Mother Nature

| Right | August 24, 2020

Dear readers,

There are some really demanding customers out there, but have you ever met one so entitled that they request you “move the sun” or “reschedule the rain?” If so, hunker down in your storm shelters, and prepare for 23 wild stories about customers who think they can control Mother Nature, and are in for a rude awakening!

 

Modern Parks Just Aren’t Cutting It – Its hilarious when they think a national park should be a zoo.

Seeing The Sun In A Whole New Light – They seriously misunderstood the “Midnight Sun”!

A Complete Debarkle – How dare the trees decide to grow!

Power Struggle – We think we know why there are no lights on your modem… and why it’s three feet underwater.

Gluing Up Appearances – They want the sanitized version of nature where nothing dies – even the trees.

(Jack) Bauer-style Flowers – No matter what Mother Nature throws at her she is getting those petunias!

Caldera Cravings – The oldest game of “The Floor Is Lava!” in the world.

Magic Plows? Snow Problem! – When you need a snowplow and a time-machine in one.

Does Mother Nature Have A Permit – Mother Nature isn’t following the local ordinance!

No Sting In This Tale, Part 2 – When you watch too much Animal Planet and think that EVERYTHING is out to get you.

UV: Under Valued – Can you just, like, move the sun or something?

Intelligence Levels Are Falling – Could you please order in a new shipment of the Fall season?

Naturally Stupid, Part 2 – Mother Nature versus Fox News.

The Sun Is Such A Slacker Sometimes, Part 2 – The sun is never on time!

The Building Block(heads) Of Life – When you simply don’t “believe” in chemistry.

Naturally Stupid – Just remind them that Mother Nature costs nothing and that should calm them down.

Indoor Trees Are An Absolute Debarkle – In the middle of a windy storm, this customer still sucks all the air out of the room.

Reaching New Heights Of Stupidity – Mother Nature doesn’t care about your silly daylight savings…

On Shaky Ground With This One – So, everyone caught in an earthquake before this was just… disorganized?

Fowl Outdoor Behavior – Getting one-half of the birds and the bees!

Can’t See The Forest For The Airborne Trees – Maybe the TV will get a better signal when their roof gets ripped right off.

Noah Already Had Two Customers On The Ark – That’s when they realized there was a flood?!

Life’s A Beach – Karen on a beach.

 

We hope you enjoyed this crazy roundup about customers who get a rude introduction to Mother Nature! Let us know in the comments if there were any stories we were too lazy to include! Want to send in your own story? Submit your story here!


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