Unfiltered Story #229539

(I work at a 24 hour convenience store. We offer free self serve coffee on Christmas.)

Me: *answers phone* Hello, thanks for calling *store.* We’re open all day with free coffee. How can I help you?

Caller: Are you open?

Me: Yes. All day!

Caller: When do you close?

Me: We don’t. We’re open all day.

Caller: So when do you have the free coffee?

Me: … All day.

Caller: Great! Thanks!

(Repeat 20 times through the day… Merry Christmas in retail.)