Unfiltered Story #229526

I am shopping when I see a small boy point at me. His mother storms up to me.

Mother: *angry* Did you tell my son to, to, suck a duck?

Me: What?

Mother: Did you tell my SON to suck a duck?

Me: I have no idea what you’re talking about.

Mother: Did you tell my five year old son, to lick a man’s penis, when you tried to sell him gummy bears?

Me: I don’t even work here.

This carried on for another minute before she tried to grab me and I ran. Thankfully there was security on hand to apprehend her. I later saw the son having a whale of a time at the arcade next door.