Unfiltered Story #228828

I worked in a telecom call centre. I answered emails about various things, including billing. One day, I got an email from a Doctor requesting a call about a billing error.

Me: Hello Doctor (Name). How can I help you today?
Doctor: Yes, my bill is always wrong. Every time, it only has pages 1,3 and 5. You never send me 2 or 4.
Me: Okay! Let’s get the stupid question out of the way first. We print our bills double sided. Have you checked if page 2 is on the back of page 1?
Doctor: $%^& *click*