Unfiltered Story #223191

Me: “Thank you for holding, this is [My Name], how may I help you?”

Customer: “Yeah, I was in your sh**ty store a couple hours ago, and I spent $170 f****** dollars, and the f****** knife set that I bought only has half the f****** knives in it.”

Me: “Oh, I’m sorry to hear that, ma’am. I’m not sure why there’s only half a set of knives there. If you’d like to bring the set and your receipt back in within the next thirty days, we’ll be happy to issue you a full refund.”

Customer: “What the f***?! Are you f****** high? I don’t want to return them, why the f*** would I want to return them?! I want the d*** knives! What did you do with my f****** knives, b****?!”

Me: “Ma’am, there is no need to use that kind of language. I am trying to help you.”

Customer: “Ooh. That’s it b****! I want your f****** name and your f****** boss’s name too!”