Unfiltered Story #223145

(I’m at a Target that almost always had employees wearing red, I’m in the stores at the electronics section browsing, I’m 14 at the time wearing cargo pants a blue shirt and no name tag when the following exchange happens)

Stranger 1: Excuse me so you know where the mixers are?

Me: I’m sorry I don’t work here, I thought employees wore red here?

Stranger 1: No no, I swear I saw employees wearing blue so you must work here, where are the mixers?
(At this point I don’t think she understands so I just send her to a random aisle to have her leave me alone)
Me: I’m sorry but I don’t work here I think they are in aisle three though.

Stranger 1:Was that so hard!

(Not more than 15 minutes later)

Stranger 2:Hi do you work here?

Me: No… Someone else just asked me the same question a couple minutes ago…

Stranger 2:Oh sorry it’s just that you are wearing their colors.

Me: …