Unfiltered Story #222214

I work at a bakery cafe, and we have self serve drip coffee. When I sell coffee, one question I ask everyone is if they want their cup for here or to go, because some people are very particular that they want a ceramic mug, but generally everyone else wants to take their coffee to go.

Me: So a medium coffee, did you want a ceramic mug for the coffee, or a paper cup?

Customer: I want a cup-cup?

Me: So a paper cup?

Customer: No! A cup-cup.

Me: A ceramic mug then.

Customer: Well yeah, duh