Unfiltered Story #222132

I worked at a popular retail store one year. I’m ringing this person up and his total comes to $6.66.
Me: “Alright, and your total today is $6.66
Customer: (grabs [candy]) “Not today, Satan!”

I almost died laughing after that and the two cashiers working by me kind of turned to me like ‘did that really just happen?’