22 Customer Stories That Get Worse The Longer You Read Them
Dear readers,
Have you ever heard the phrase: “The more you read, the worse it gets?” The following twenty-two stories from our archives are about customers who should just stop talking, because, well… there’s that phrase again.
Please enjoy the following roundup of stories from the Not Always Right archive about customers who get worse the longer they are speaking!
The More You Read, The Worse It Gets – I thiiiiink she’s gonna miss that flight.
We’re Pretty Sure We’ve Never Partied This Hard – Hits from the comments: “So, this is how the Hangover reboot starts.”
The Info Is There But Nothing Clicks – Some customers will let nothing stop them from asking for an unearned discount.
A Heated Topic – And what kind of scientist are you, exactly?
Doesn’t Enjoy Bird Watching But Quite Likes The Woods – Hits from the comments: “Who wood have thought it?”
Should Have Pleaded The Fifth – It should be illegal to be this stupid.
Canada: America’s Hat, Part 2 – Ahhh, stupid and potentially racist. Love that.
Sweet Candy, Bitter Purchase – Even if he gases up someone else’s car, he’s still a jerk.
Concentrate Harder – Sometimes allergies depend on how the allergen is processed, but given the average intelligence of customers around here… we have concerns.
The More She Speaks The Worse It Gets – It sounds like this lady is super lonely. But that’s no excuse!
Re-Ink Needs A Rethink – Where did they even get the word “inkjet” from, then?!
High Commission Brain Attrition – There are so many concerning layers to this.
Pre(Car)ious Insurance, Part 4 – Hits from the comments: “Are there any other crimes you would like to confess to while you’re at it?”
A Fence Built On Magic Beans – Any border collie owner knows that fences mean nothing to a determined doggo!
Tricky Customers Are Just Killer, Part 2 – Hits from the comments: “They say Captain Ahab visited Jerusalem many years ago and, finding the city to be far from the sea, had them build a high wall so he could hunt whales from the top of it. Since then, it has been known all over the world as the whaling wall.”
The More You Read The Worse It Gets, Part 2 – We’re not sure who’s more confused: us or this customer.
Bird Brained, Part 4 – Some people clearly didn’t pay attention in school.
Driving Miss Crazy, Part 2 – We dearly hope she loses her license.
The More You Read, The Worse It Gets, Part 3 – Hits from the comments: “It must be exhausting work being that mad at the world. I’ll bet that woman is dog-tired most of the time.”
Can’t Cedar Forest For The Trees – Hits from the comments: “Shouldn’t the title be ‘Can’t Cedar Forest Fir The Trees’?”
The More You Read, The Worse It Gets, Part 4 – “I’m unable to process that much false information in one go.” Same, author. Same.
Too Much Violence On TV, Even More When It’s Off – AAAAAAAAAAAHHHH!
We hope you enjoyed this More-You-Read-The-Worse-It-Gets-themed roundup! Want to send in your own story? Submit your story here!
Some other roundups to check out if you liked this one:
10 Stories About Customers Who Don’t Quite Know How The World Works
11 Funny Stories About Customers Who Might Need To Lower Their Expectations Just A Bit
