Unfiltered Story #218561

Customer: I need help printing out my train tickets.

Me: OK, all you need is the reference number and card you used to pay for the tickets.

Customer: Pay?

Me: Yes. I assume you ordered them online?

Customer: No! I Just want to print tickets. I haven’t bought any yet.

Me: Oh, well I can do that for you.

Customer: Do I have to? I don’t like talking to people.

Me: Well you can use the machine, but you’ve already been talking to me.

Customer: You’re not a person though!

Me: OK, so what would be the problem?

Customer: …

Me: If I’m not a person and you don’t like talking to people?

Customer: Oh my God. YOU WITCH! *runs out of the station screaming bible quotes*