Unfiltered Story #218541

Me: “Good evening, [store], [name] speaking, how may I help you?
Customer: “What’s your name?”
Me: “[name]”
Customer: “And is this [store]?”
Me: “Yes it is”
Customer: “Okay, I just wanted to know if you’re open?”
Me: “Yes we are.”
Customer: “Thanks.” ‘hangs up’