Unfiltered Story #218523

(I’m the dummy in this story.)

Teller: “How can I help you?”
Me: “Hi, do you have rolling papers for coins?”
Teller: *pause* “…oh, you mean coin wrappers? Here you go.”
Me: *realizing what I said* “Oops! You knew what I meant.”
Teller: *laughing* “For a minute there I thought you were asking for something very different.”