Unfiltered Story #218499

I am working out at my local gym. I notice a man glaring at me from the other side of the room.

Me: Is there a problem?

Man: You’re sweating!

Me: That’s sort of what humans do when they work out.

Man: But, you’re a woman.

Me: Glad you noticed.

Man: But, women don’t sweat, so you must a man.

Me: My vagina tells me otherwise.

Man: No, you’re a man. Women are immortal creatures of elegance and beauty. They don’t sweat or stick! Oh god I’m turned on by a man! *runs out of the gym screaming*