Unfiltered Story #216822

(I work at a very popular Walmart; currently I am restocking shelves)

Customer: “Hi, I have been looking where the Wall section is. I need a new one for my kitchen.”

Me: “We don’t sell walls…”

Customer: “But your name is WALL Mart”

Me: “It’s not a reference to walls. We are a grocery store.”

Customer: *Yells and walks out the store cussing*

Me: *To coworker* “How can he get Wall with only one L?”