Unfiltered Story #216761

(I was sweeping up my area after a particularly busy rush of people feeding the deer when I noticed a heavier set woman looking at the bobcat exhibit as a little boy approaches)

Little Boy: *Tugging on the woman’s shirt* Excuse me Ma’am, I think you put your pants on backwards.

Woman: Oh? Why do you think that?

Little Boy: Because your butt is on backwards!

(I had to head to the other side of my area to prevent anyone from seeing me laugh as hard as I did. Unfortunately, I didn’t see the result of this altercation, but I sure do wish I had)