Unfiltered Story #216751

(I’m buying lunch at a bakery when I remember I need cash for the bus home from work.)
Me: “Just the scone, thanks. And can I get some cash out please?”
Cashier: “Sure, how much?”
Me: “Two fifty?”
Cashier: *freezes in place, eyes wide*
Me: “Two DOLLARS fifty! I meant two dollars fifty. Sorry. Not two hundred and fifty.”
Cashier: *with a grin* “Oh, that’s alright then! I was going to say, I don’t think I have two hundred cash in my till…”