Unfiltered Story #216425

I work at a popular cookie store in a mall. This is a transaction that I have several times a day:

Customer: What specials do you have going on?
Me: All of our cookies are buy 3 get 1 free!
Customer: Great, I’ll take 4.
Me: Okay, what kind would you like?
Customer: Cookies.
Me: Yes, 4 of them. What kind would you like?
Customer: Just 4 cookies please!