Unfiltered Story #216423

(I’m the idiot customer in this one. I was at a cafe with two friends, and whilst I had already decided I really needed a coffee, I was browsing the tea menu while waiting for the waiter. Eventually he arrives, and while taking my friends orders I continue browsing the tea menu (yes, this is important). Eventually, he turns to me.)
Waiter: What would you like?
Me: Tea, please.
Waiter: What flavour?
Me: … Flavour?
Waiter: … Yes. What flavour would like?
Me: What do you… *lightbulb goes on* OH! I said tea didn’t I? Sorry, I meant coffee. One coffee, please.

(I guess I really needed that coffee!)