Unfiltered Story #216076

(I work at a large chain grocery store. I’m currently stocking an aisle when a customer approaches me seeing my work apron.)

Customer: Hello, Ma’am!
Me: How can I help you, sir?
Customer: I have two things for you today. First, where is your prune juice located?
Me:. Right over here, Sir. (I walk him to the juice aisle.) And what was the second thing, sir?
Customer (looks uncomfortable): If you could let your manager know that one of the toilets in the men’s room is… Overflowing.
Me: …