Unfiltered Story #215280

My job requires me to do teller transactions, as well as open accounts, etc. I come back from lunch trying to clock in.

Customer: “Put a smile on that face boy, act like you’re having fun.”

Me: *Unamused* “Ha. Ha. Ha. Ha. Haaa.”

Customer: *Holds up stack of 20’s* “You better shape up, or I’ll smack you with this stack of bills.”

Me: *holds up left hand and points to it* “You do that, and I’ll smack you with this hand.”

Customer: *stares almost confused… starts laughing*