Unfiltered Story #215155

I have Tourrettes syndrome. Most of the time I get a lot of the same responses to my twitches, but if you say something original, I will generally let you have it. Here are some of my favorites.

#1. Me: “Yip, yip!”
Them: *starts frantically patting their pockets* “Oh s***, where are my car keys?!”

#2. Me: *inhales deeply and throws my head back*
Them: “Oh lord, she is possessed by the devil! *makes a finger cross* The power of Christ compels you! The power of Christ compels you!”

#3. Me: *throwing my head back repeatedly* “Yup, yup!”
Them: See, she agrees with me!”

#4. Me: “Saw!”
Them: “Saw dude!”

#5. Me: “Ya, ya”
Them: “YA, YA!” *starts doing terrible dance moves to nonexistiting music*

#6. Me: “Ya, ya… Oorah!”
Them: “What are you a Marine now?”

#7. Me: *clicking repeatedly*
Them: “Sorry, I do not understand Morse code.”

#8. Me: “Beep, beep!”
Them: “Are you a car now?”