Unfiltered Story #215105

, | Unfiltered | November 10, 2020

I’m the dumb customer in this one.
I just came back to town via bus, but since i dislike such rides (1 1/2 hours) i always end up a bit dizzy and exhausted. In that state, i went to a smoothy shop to order a drink.
Note: U can pick up to 4 ingredients, 1 of which has to be milk or water.

Me: Yeah… i’d like to have Banana, Strawberry, Pineapple and Coconut oil.
Salesperson: Sir, u need one of them to be a liquid.

Me, thinking hard for 10 seconds: Ok, then id like Banana, Strawberry, Pineapple and peach.
SP: Sir, you still need to replace one of them.

2 People started to form a line behind me.
Me, thinking hard for another 10 second: Ok then id like Banana, Straw… ehm… … (Facepalming) … i’m really sorry. Ill just have the “kiddy smoothy” then.