Unfiltered Story #215072

, , | Unfiltered | November 9, 2020

I am at a gas station/service station while my car is being serviced, and I need to use the restroom. Unfortunately, I run into an issue.

Me: “Your bathroom has no toilet paper.”

Employee: “Yeah, I know, my owner is heading out to get more.”

Me: “But I need to go now.”

Employee: Well, you can wait or you can go somewhere else.”

Me: “But you’re working on my car. How can I go somewhere else?”

Employee: “Sorry, there’s nothing I can do.”

All of a sudden, I notice that [far right newspaper that was until quite recently owned by a notorious cult] is for sale at the gas station, and a devilish grin spreads across my face as I take a copy.

Me: “Can I buy this and use it as toilet paper?”

Employee: “Hell, you can have it for free to wipe your a**. Might as well put that s***rag to good use.”