Unfiltered Story #214277

So one of my high school teachers has a habit of telling us stories about his family. The funny part about it is that almost ALL of his stories start off with “Okay, so I have this cousin…” or “Okay, so my cousin…” Over the year(s) the students in the class began to catch onto this. One day, one student had the great idea that everytime he starts a story off talking about his cousin, that we all take a shot. Later on this happened…

Teacher: “Okay, I got to stop teaching for a moment and tell you guys a story.”

(Entire class shuffles around to their bag and grabs their water bottles and starts pouring some into the lid of the bottle)

Teacher: “Okay, so my cousin…”

(Entire class takes a shot of their waterfilled cap.