Unfiltered Story #214272

, , | Unfiltered | November 8, 2020

While walking through a local shopping center, I was approached by a man trying to sell home alarm systems. As he opened his mouth to start his pitch, I said:
‘No, that’s all right. I don’t need an alarm system. I keep snakes.’
You could almost see the wheels turning as he processed that information. He finally said:
‘B-b-but is that even legal?’.
I just continued walking, apparently leaving him flabbergasted.