Unfiltered Story #214184

Once in a while, I get a cold call asking if I was missold PPI insurance. I haven’t, but usually the telemarketer won’t accept that.. until today.

PPI guy: “Have you recovered the missold PPI payment you’re owed?”
Me: “I was never sold any.”
PPI guy: “Are you sure? It could be on anything from before 2009.”
Me: “Well, in 2009 I was 15 so I’m pretty sure.”
PPI guy: “Ah. Okay. That would explain it. Have a night day!”