Unfiltered Story #213076

(I am driving and my four years younger sister is sitting in the passenger’s seat. I was nineteen and she was fifteen years old back then.)

For no, apparent reason I thoughtfully say, “It weird to think that our body has three holes.”

My Sister: “What?!”

I snort and reply, ” Your mouth, your V-hole, and the whole in your butt!”

My Sister: “No, I don’t! I don’t have a whole in my butt, since when!?”

I just stare her solemnly for a moment and burst out laughing, and have to pull over in order to breath. After some time with my voice still cackling with laughter, I reply, “Everyone has a hole in their butt, that’s how people make poo.”

My Sister stares blankly at me, before turning bright red. She didn’t talk to me for the rest of the day. Which was fine by me, because I chuckled the entire day.