Unfiltered Story #211839

, , , | Unfiltered | October 19, 2020

(Our store has the staff gathering customer orders once paid for, in this context, ‘pendent’ refers to the basic light fitting for the ceiling)
Me: Collection for Mr [name]!
Customer: *waves towards me, talking on the phone*
Me: Uh, sir, can I say something?
Customer: *glares at me and gestures to phone*
(I hold up my hands in a resigning gesture and let him take the goods, waiting for him to leave)
Me: (to cashier) He’ll be back soon.
Cashier: What makes you say that?
Me: He bought screw cap bulbs when the pendents are bayonet cap.