Unfiltered Story #211637

<i>[The store where I work is located inside a leather bar. We carry leather shirts, leather caps, leather pants, leather harnesses, leather wristbands, etc. With the exception of one or two items, literally everything we sell is made out of leather. A customer enters one night as I’m getting ready to close and stands in the doorway, glancing around.]</i>

<b>Customer:</> “OH! You sell LEATHER! This is a LEATHER shop!”

<b>Me:</b> “…”

<i>[He smiles happily and leaves. I’m usually pretty quick with snappy comebacks, but words failed me this time.]</i>