Unfiltered Story #211627

*On the phone*
Woman: are there other hotels near you guys that might have availability?

Me:*lists a few hotels* but I couldn’t tell you if they have availability tonight

Woman: well like which one would you recommend?

Me: I don’t know I’ve never been in any of them

Woman: I know you can’t recommend another property but which one would be better? Who should I call first? I’m asking for your personal opinion.

Me: I don’t have a preference because I never stayed at any of them.

This went on for several minutes until the woman final gave up trying to get me to choose a hotel at random for her.