Unfiltered Story #210583

Me: Electronics Department. How can I help you?

Caller: HELLO?

Me: Hello. How can I help you today?

Caller: DO YOU HAVE HAEMORRHOID CREAM?

Me: No, sir. This is the electronics department. You need the pharmacy.

Caller: HAEMORRHOID CREAM? DO YOU KNOW WHAT THAT IS?

Me: Yes, sir. You need the pharmacy. I’ll just put you through.

Caller: DO YOU KNOW HOW IT WORKS? HAVE YOU HAD HAEMORRHOIDS BEFORE?

Me: I’m afraid I don’t, and I have never had them.

Caller: OH, YOU SHOULD TRY IT, THEY’RE QUITE PLEASANT.

Me: I’ll be sure to do that. I’ll just put through to the pharmacy, shall I?

Caller: OK, THANK YOU!