Unfiltered Story #209747

I’m the dairy manager in our store – I have worked dry grocery in the past, but it’s been awhile. Technically, Dairy is part of dry grocery, but I rarely have anything to do with it.

Today, I heard a call on the intercom for “Grocery”. I ignored it, as there were three people from dry grocery in the store.

A couple of minutes later, I come out of the backroom (and my cooler) to find an older woman standing by the doors asking “Are you bringing the bread?”

I said “What bread?”

She said “Honey wheat”.

Being the nice guy that I am, I ask “Which honey wheat?” knowing the bread is right inside the door, figuring I can get her what she wants.

She says “Honey wheat”.

I said “What KIND of honey wheat?”

“Honey Wheat”

“WHAT KIND OF HONEY WHEAT?”

“Honey Wheat”

“WHAT KIND” (should’ve been asking what brand) when her friend interrupts “Nature’s Own Honey Wheat”.

Fine.