Unfiltered Story #209715

, , | Unfiltered | September 27, 2020

(My family frequents a fast food place where my brother works and one night we got shakes, but I was nauseous and only got a water. The following exchange happens when my brother is taking my order.)

BROTHER: What can I get for you?

ME: I would like a medium diet water.

BROTHER: You can leave!

(We were joking and still joke about how I am allergic to Dihydrogen monoxide. [water])