Unfiltered Story #209696

(My brother is very unorganized and at one point thought he lost his passport, ordered a new one, only to find his old one just as he was heading to England, so he brought both. After showing one at random in Heathrow airport, he gets detained and sat in a room, but isn’t told why. It takes a while for anyone to get to him, as they’re busy dealing with a man who’s very insistent on bringing his potatoes with him. After a while it occurs to my brother he might have shown them the wrong passport, and gets up to clarify he has another.)
Security: Hey! Where do you think you’re going?!
Brother: Here! *practically throws the new passport at the man*
Security: *looks at my brother like he’s crazy* Why do you have two passports?
(My brother got through. No word on the potato guy.)