Unfiltered Story #208808

I work as a check out girl at a discount type grocery store. We sell very few name brand products, and instead our shelves are stocked with our store brand items.
A customer approaches my check out.

Me: Did you find everything alright?
Cust: Where are your Eggos?
Me: We don’t carry name brand Eggos, but our frozen waffles are right there.
Cust: So they’re called ‘waffles’?
I nodded and he bought a box, but seriously, how do you not know Eggos are waffles?