Unfiltered Story #208038

(In a horumonyaki restaurant in Japan. Horumonyaki is a sort of beef/pork BBQ featuring the unpopular body parts such as intestines and uterus.)

The waitress is a young and very cute Myanmar girl, my friend makes order in English which is not native for all of us:

– Do you have that part, I forgot the name in English, vagina, in menu?
– Sorry, today we don’t have vagina.

I break in:
– You don’t have vagina? That changes my plans for tonight!