Unfiltered Story #207924

(My phone rings, it’s a customer)

Customer: (a girl probably around 10-13) “Do you have any gel glue?”

Me: “I’m sorry, I’ve not heard of that before what is it used for?” (I feel like that’s a normal thing but I’ve never stocked any glue that was gel.)

Customer: (screams like a banshee)

Me: “… I’m sorry, you said gel glue?”

Customer: “yeah?” (Screams again like a banshee and then hangs up)

(I look at the phone like “what just happened” and remind myself that it is a full moon tonight.)