Unfiltered Story #207210

, , , | Unfiltered | September 8, 2020

Customer: What do you have that’s like a frappe? (pronounced frap-pee)
Me: Our coolers are like frappuccinos.
Customer: No. Like a McDonald’s frappe.
Me: But not like a Starbucks Frappuccino.
C: Don’t you know what a frappe is?
Me: I’ve never worked at McDonald’s. I have coolers, which are a blended coffee drink or a coffee less cooler that’s like a milkshake.
C: EVERYONE knows what a frappe is.
Me: I can make you a blended drink with coffee or without coffee. I’m not really sure what you’re asking for.
C: Have you never been to a McDonald’s?
Me: I’ve never had a frappe, I’m sorry.
C: They have signs everywhere! They look just like that! (Points to cooler sign that I’ve been gesturing at for 5 minutes.)