Unfiltered Story #207094

(It has been a slow day with just two people working. We are sitting on our phones when a woman pokes her head in.)

Woman: “Y’all got mayonnaise?”

(My coworker and I wait a few seconds to see if she’s joking. She just stares at us intently.)

Coworker: “Sorry… we just have ice cream. Try [Restaurant] down the street.”

(The woman left without a word. One of the weirdest experiences in all my years of food service.)