Unfiltered Story #206282

I work at a very well known, upscale hotel. A guy comes up to the front desk and with a very serious look on his face. He’s sober. It’s 7:30am.
Gentleman: “Where is the front door?”
Me: “Um, 10 – 12 feet behind you.”
He turns and walks out.
This isn’t the first time I’ve ever got this question.
I should note that at all the hotels I have ever worked at or stayed at, the front door was always somewhere near the front desk.
Pick a door, any door.